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== Transcript == |
== Transcript == |
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The episode starts off with Jim, Toby, Blinky and AAARRRGGHH!!! Arriving in Heartstone Trollmarket. Jim and Toby look at it in awe. | |
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Toby | This is... |
Jim | Yeah... |
Toby | Woah! |
Jim | Pretty much. This is your home? |
Blinky | Trollmarket is home, and heart, and sanctuary for all good Trolls. This way my friends, there's much to see. |
Toby | Dang! And here I thought the only thing underneath our town was dirty plumbing. |
Blinky | Stay close. Human feet have never graced the ground of Trollmarket before. |
BG Troll 1 | Human? |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Friends. |
Jim | This is crazy! Are you getting this Tobes? |
Toby | Oh yeah, on it! [Starts taking photos of Trollmarket] |
Toby | Check it out! [Starts ointing at crystals] Peridot, Topaz, Cassiterite! Corneroupi... |
Before he could finish his sentence, he realised the rock he was admiring was actually a Troll. | |
Toby | Uh, hi. |
Blinky | Your knowledge of minerals is almost Troll-like Tobias! |
Jim | So, your kind? You all live here? |
Blinky | Trolls travel from afar to our market, to find comfort and residence. You'll find almost anything you need, and some! |
A big blue Troll covered in crystals (Draal) watch them from the shadows. While walking, gnomes scuttle around their feet. | |
Jim | Oh, hey little guy! That's a cute pointy hat- |
Gnome 1 | [Hisses] |
Jim | And pointy teeth! |
Blinky | [Trying to stomp on them] Go away! Get out of here! Vile vermin! Begone! |
Gnome 1 | [Blows raspberries and runs off] |
Jim | What is that? |
Blinky | Gnomes are vermin. Pick-pocket, scum of the Earth! We only tolerate them for their grooming services. |
Jim | Grooming? |
Blinky | They eat the parasites on the larger Trolls. [Points to AAARRRGGHH!!!] |
Toby | Jim! Jim! Check it out! [Points to the Heartstone] Maximum velocity there! |
Jim | Look at that, It's amazing! |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Heartstone. |
Blinky | The lifeforce of Trollkind! The means that keeps us from crumbling to stone, and the source of light and sustenance! |
Toby | Okay, that's totally the bomb! |
BG Troll 2 | What are humans doing here? |
BG Troll 3 | Fleshbags! |
BG Troll 4 | Puny! |
Toby | I think we've attracted the paparazzi. |
Blinky | Friends, there is no need to be afraid, he is the Trollhunte- |
Draal | What is this!? |
Blinky | I was just getting to that, Draal. |
Draal | Human feet have never sullied the ground of Trollmarket before. Who are these fleshbags? |
Blinky | Believe it or not, he is... um. How do I put this? Our new Trollhunter! |
Trolls | [All gasp in horror] |
Draal | He can't be the Trollhunter! He's not a Troll! |
Draal pounds the ground with his fists, knocking Jim backwards into AAARRRGGHH!!! | |
AAARRRGGHH!! | Amulet chose. |
Blinky | Try to remain calm! Destiny is just- |
Toby | Show him Jimbo! |
Jim | For the power of Merli- |
Blinky | Glory! |
Jim | Right, sorry. For the glory of Merlin, daylight is mine to command! |
The amulet glows, and magically equips his armour. | |
Jim | Pretty cool, right? |
BG Troll 5 | A human protecting us? |
One of the Trolls in the background faints. | |
Draal | Bushagal! I am Draal, son of Kanjigar, and the amulets rightful heir! |
Jim | Uh- You're his son? He's his SON!? |
Toby | Yeah, I can see how this could be a problem. |
Draal | When my Father felled, the honour should've passed to me! |
Draal attempts to remove the Amulet from Jim, only for it to blast him backwards. | |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Amulet chose! |
Draal | We'll see what Vendel has to say about this. |
Blinky | Feel free to vigil. In the meanwhile, lots of Trollhunter buisness to be done! Draal, wonderful to see you as always. |
Draal | [Growls] |
The group walk off to the Heroes Forge. Toby is examining a very polished stone wall, when Jim's armour deactivates. | |
Jim | Um, what just happened? |
Blinky | The amulet responded to your unconscious command, Master Jim. You are at ease, are you not? |
Jim | I am, actually. |
Blinky | It senses that! You are beginning to master it! |
Jim | Holy trolls! Is this a palace? |
Blinky | This is the Heroes Forge! |
As they walk along the bridge-like footpath, Toby peers over the edge to see how deep it is. | |
Toby | Ooh [Takes a picure] |
Jim | Hehehe [Pretends to push Toby off] |
Toby | AHH! Don't do that again! |
Jim | C'mon. |
Jim | Magnifico. |
Jim looks around to see statues of Trolls placed upon giant pillars around them. | |
Jim |
Wait, are these?- |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Trollhunters |
Blinky | Your predecessors, Master Jim. A line of heroism that reaches back to the ages of Merlin! This is the place of the final reposed, Kanjigar the Courageous. One day there will be a statue of you here, Master Jim. One day very far off into the future of course! |
Toby | Yeah about that, there's just one thing I'm not getting? |
Jim | Just one? |
Toby | You guys are Trolls, so"Trollhunter" sounds a little like you hunt yourselves, y'know? |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Hunt bad Trolls. Gumm-Gumms. |
Jim | Not exactly the most terrifying name. |
Blinky | In Troll-speak, Gumm-Gumm means "Bringer of horrible, slow, painful, and thoroughly calculated death". |
Jim | Oh. |
Blinky | But do not be too concerned Master Jim. The Gumm-Gumms were exiled to the Darklands centuries ago. Only one rose free! |
AAARRGGHH!! | And wants to kill you. |
Toby | Wait, Bular is one of the unspeakably evil Trolls!? |
Blnky | Indeed. His Father and the rest of them now remain exiled to the Darklands but they have been trying to escape for centuries! I sense ill times are upon us, hence the need for us to begin Master Jims training now! Step back please! |
They all step back a few steps. | |
Blinky | A little further Tobias. |
Toby | [Steps back again] |
Blinky | Oh, very well. |
Blinky places his two right hands onto a sphere in the wall and presses it inwards. This activates a large amount of traps. | |
Toby | That's a big blade! |
Jim | Oh no. |
Jim doges all of the swinging blades that come his way. | |
Blinky | Excellent reflexes Master Jim! |
Jim | Great! But maybe we could start off easy? Like you know, with less... grindy things? |
Vendel | Blinkous Galadrigal! |
Blinky quickly deactivates the room as a tall, pale, elderly Troll walks in. | |
Vendel | Blinkous Galadrigal. |
Jim | That's your name? |
Blinky | Horrible, I know. |
Vendel | I wish to meet the fleshbag supposedly chosen by the amulet. [Looks over to Toby] I am Vendel, son of Rundel, son of Kilfred. |
Toby | Uh, Toby. Son of Ralph. I live with my Nana. |
Vendel starts examining Toby's body | |
Vendel | Produce the Amulet Trollhunter. |
He finds Toby's phone, and accidentally break it. | |
Toby | My phone! |
Jim | I think I'm the fleshbag that you're looking for. [takes out amulet] |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Amulet chose! |
Vendel | Hmmm, so Draal tells me, ridiculous! However the amulet has been known to make ill-fated choices. [He looks over to Blinky] as YOU know better than most. |
Jim | What's that mean? |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | Blinky trained Trollhunter before: Unkar the Unfortunate. |
Jim | Why's he "Unfortunate"? |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | First night out. Torn. |
Jim | Like conflicted? |
AAARRRGGHH!!! | No. Limb from limb. |
The arm of Unkar's statue fell off, almost crushing Toby. | |
Vendel | If the amulet chose true, the Soothscryer will reveal it. |
Blinky | Please, Master Jim hasn't had even an hours training! |
Vendel makes a gesture for Jim to come over. Jim walks over, and puts his feet into two feet-shaped indents in the ground. A large platform in front of his rises, revealing the Soothscryer. | |
Vendel | Behold the Soothscryer! It will judge your true spirit! Insert your right hand Trollhunter. |
Jim | Um, I'm gonna get it back right? |
Vendel | That is part of the test. |
Jim | Oh great. [Whispering] Tobes, Tobes! Come here and help me! |
Toby | Okay Jimbo. But I am not sticking my hand in there! |
Jim climbs onto Toby in order to reach the Soothscryer. The inside of the machine starts tuning and Jim places his hand in. It gets stuck. | |
Jim | AHH! |
The Soothscryer spits it back out. Jim lands on Toby | |
Jim | I'm okay! |
Toby | Oh, everything hurts! [Looks up to Vendel] Well? What it is it? |
Vendel | Inconclusive. |
Toby | Inconclusive? Pfft, not doing that again. |
Jim | Wait, wait, wait. What does inconclusive mean? |
Vendel | It means Trollhunter, that there's never been a human to bear the mantle before. The Soothscryer needs more time to render it's judgement! Let us all hope you live long enough to see. |
Jim and Toby leave, and walk their bikes home. | |
Jim | Ugh, what have I gotten myself into? |
Toby | Um, Trolls? A cool underground city? Indigenous gem forms? Heartstone? What you've gotten yourself into is total awesome mania, man! |
Jim | -If I survive! |
Toby | Come on! You're gonna get trained by the best! Blinky is- |
Jim | His last guy got torn limb from limb! ON HIS FIRST NIGHT!! |
Toby | ... |
Jim | ... |
Toby | So ther's nowhere to go but up! Oh no, looks like your mom's home. Okay quick! I was bikejacked by three- no, make it seven, members of the Bratva, that's the Russian mob, and then you broke into their hide-out to try to save me and- |
Jim | OR, I could tell her your bike got hit by a car, but you're totally fine. |
Toby | Eh, that works too I guess. |
Jim | Night Tobes. |
Jim enters his house and tries(fails) to sneak upstairs. | |
Barbara | Jim! I'm in the kitchen! |
Jim | Hey Mom! Oh man, you would so not believe, what happened to me on the way home from- |
As he walks into the Kitchen, he sees Mr. Strickler sitting in there. | |
Barbara | Look who stopped by! |
Mr. Strickler |
Hello Jim. |
Jim | ... Mr. Strickler |
Barbara | Mr. Strickler came by to congratulate you. |
Jim | Oh. That's really... nice! |
Mr. Strickler |
It' a great honour that you have been chosen to wield this mantle. I have no doubt you'll prove equal to the task. |
Jim | Uh- |
Barbara | Why didn't you tell me you were trying out for Romeo and Juliet? |
Jim | Maybe we could back up a few steps? |
Mr. Strickler |
Jim, surely you knew you'd run the part of Romeo? After your breathtaking audition yesterday? |
Jim | Yeah, after the audition I had to run, but- waitaminute, I get the part? |
Mr. Strickler |
I was just remarking to your mother that I'm a touch concerned about your being spread so thin. In particularly, in light of your new commitment to the chess club. |
Barbara | And I didn't even think you knew how to play chess! Chess, acting, it's like you have this entire secret life that I know nothing about! |
Jim | You have no idea. |
Mr. Strickler |
Atlas too carried the weight of the world on his shoulders. And i am concerned, like him, that you're over-extending yourself. |
Jim | I can handle it! |
Mr. Strickler |
A few days ago, you were falling asleep in class. |
Barbara | Wait what? |
Jim | Yeah but-but now I am recharged and ready to go! To be or not to be, right? Right? |
Barbara | Jim, that's Hamlet. |
Mr. Strickler |
Thanks, I don't want to overstay my welcome. My phone Mrs. Lake [Hands Barbara a piece of paper] |
Barbara | Please, call me Barbara. |
Mr. Strickler |
Barbara, delighted to meet you! |
Mr. Strickler gets up and leaves. | |
Barbara | [To Jim] He really likes you! |
Jim | Yeah... |
Barbara | I've never seen a teacher take such an interest before. And he has a point. There are only so many hours in the day Jim! If your grades slip, even a little, I'm going to insist you cut back, starting with the things you do for me! |
Jim | I like taking care of you. |
Barbara | Except that it's my job to take care of you! |
Jim | Do you know when I was old enough to ask about dad? Remember what you told me? You said "We just have to take care of each other". That's all I'm doing mom! |
Barbara | [Hugs Jim] You must be starving. How about, breakfast for dinner? Even I can't screw up an omelette! |
Jim | [Mumbling] Wouldn't be so sure. |
Barbar | What? |
Jim | -I said, sure! |
To be added... |