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This is the transcript for Party Monster.
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Episode starts off with the screen was black, dramatic music accompanying the scene. The view of an agenda appeared, open as a pen had crossed off the busy day in a very familiar office. The glowing hue of the Inferna Copula was a clear sign of who the viewers were looking at. | |
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Jim | Okay. |
Jim started while Strickler closed his eyes, holding his forehead, the Changeling exhausted | |
Jim | We wait until he's asleep. |
The camera shifted, a black portal opening in the middle of the room. Tip toeing out of the portal, Jim wore a worried look as he tried to keep quiet, Claire's voice joining the scene. | |
Claire | I use my shadow staff to get us in. |
The three teens had sneakily stepped out into the room, Jim speaking again but his mouth hadn't moved. | |
Jim | And I ever so gently remove the ring from his finger. |
Jim said, his hand reaching to the ring and getting a grip on the jewel. However, right as he was about to pull it from Strickler's finger, Toby had spoken up. | |
Toby | Hold up there, Mr. Storyteller. Do changelings even sleep? |
'Right as Toby pointed it out, Strickler lifted his head, trapping Jim's wrist in a tight hold. The Trollhunter let out a yelp and Strickler's form had changed into his second persona as he growled, the scene freezing. | |
Jim | [shouts] |
Strickler' | [growls] |
Jim | Good point, Tobes. New plan |
The scene reversed, showing all the steps they took, only to show Strickler reaching for his cup of coffee, a medicine bottle with a small child appearing right before Strickler had taken a sip. | |
Jim | We spike his coffee with extra strength cold medicine. |
The changeling collapsed onto his desk, the remaining coffee leaked over the desk. | |
Claire | I use the shadow staff. |
Toby | And I bring my Warhammer in case that doesn't knock him out. |
Toby said excitedly, his vast body backing into Jim. | |
Jim | And I ever so gently... |
Jim started, grabbing the ring once again and ready to pull it off when Claire spoke this time. | |
Claire | Wait. What if he's not alone? His office was guarded last time. |
To make her point, a Goblin was perched on top of the bookshelf, laughing maniacally before firing the crossbow. Jim's words stopping the arrow and pausing the scene once again. | |
Goblin | [laughing] |
Jim | Okay, fine. We spike the coffee. |
The medicine bottle appears again, the greenish liquid pouring into the coffee, Strickler once again taking a sip and collapsing, and the three enter the office again, this time not minding how fast they walked to the desk. | |
Claire | Shadow staff. |
Toby | I use my Warhammer to take out his goons. |
The Hammer collided with the Goblin, stopping him from firing and Jim once again headed for the ring. | |
Jim | Then I ever so gently remove the ring. |
Jim tugged at the ring, the story being affected just by an innocent question. | |
Toby | But what if it doesn't come off? |
Toby asked, Jim's head turning to the team. | |
Jim | Why would it not come off? |
As Toby answered, Jim was still hopelessly tugging at the ring, despite using all the force he could, he was still being gentle. | |
Toby | I don't know. Maybe it's glued on, or he added a few pounds. |
Claire | Why would it be glued on, you dingus? |
Claire called out, the camera switching from Jim's hands prying at the ring to his two friends. Jim even held his wrist and tried pulling it off that way. | |
Toby | You said be ready for every precaution. |
Claire | He's waking up. |
Claire and Toby pulled their arms away from Jim after trying to help pull the ring off, which was only stuck due to Toby's question. | |
Jim | Oh, how is he waking up? This isn't even really happening! |
Jim cried out. Their target still hadn't raised his gaze to find them, rubbing his sore forehead. Without hesitation, Claire yelled out. | |
Claire | Cut off his hand!. |
Jim | What? |
Jim let out a yelp, turning to her. | |
Claire | Use the sword. Hurry! Do it! |
Jim | No, I'm not gonna cut-- |
Claire | Do it! Do it! Before it's too late! |
The sword of Daylight appeared in his hands, right as Strickler lowered the intended hand, Jim let out a war cry, the sword flying down only to be frozen in place by Toby's cry. | |
Jim | [shouts] |
Toby | Stop! Stop! Stop! |
From Jim and Claire cringing, not ready for the gore, the scene switched to the three laying near Claire's bay window (in Claire's house). Toby on his back with a bowl of popcorn, while Jim sat on the floor, Claire right beside him. | |
Toby | If you chop his hand off, you chop your mom's hand off too, remember? |
Jim | Oh, I forgot. Angor Rot's binding spell. We are not ready, there's too much risk. |
Jim held his face in his hands, feeling defeated. | |
Claire | But Angor Rot said if you don't get the ring, he's coming back for you. |
Jim's face grew worried, it was clear he had forgotten about the threat. | |
Toby | Hey, we'll figure this out, Jimbo. |
Toby said, sitting up while Claire put her hand on Jim's shoulder. | |
Toby | It's not like we don't have a secret Trollmarket right under our feet filled with crazy magic.. |
Jim smiled at that before the front door to Claire's house opened, Jim and Toby stepping out. | |
Jim | You sure you don't wanna come? |
Jim asked, Claire still standing in her doorway. | |
Claire | Sorry, parents are on a weekend long trip. So Mary and Darc are coming over for girl's night. Just keeping up appearances. You know what I mean. |
Toby | Ooh, girls? I love a good pillow fight. |
Toby added, Jim's smile instantly turning into a frown as his hands silenced his friend. | |
Jim | Just ignore that. We'll let you know if we find anything, okay? |
Jim said, pushing Toby away and Claire waved to them, unfazed by Toby's comment but smiling in farewell to her friends. | |
Claire | See ya! |
Right as Claire closed the door, a loud shatter had vibrated through the house, her hands moving to shield her ears from the loud noise. | |
Claire | [groans, mutters] |
Claire's eyes narrow and she stomps to the kitchen, only to slip on mysterious liquid. | |
Claire | [groans] Huh? |
She groans, holding her sore hip, only to find the bottle of soap right where she landed. | |
Claire | What are you doing out of your crib? |
Claire asked, standing to find NotEnrique on the counter, blending random items, getting a green goo in the end. | |
NotEnrique | Tryin' a new recipe. Wanna taste? |
NotEnrique hovered a sock over the blender as he asked. Not letting her answer, he dropped it in and stepped on the button, the loud noise would be hard for Claire to speak over, so she stomped over and turned it off herself. | |
Claire | Just cause my parents are gone doesn't give you free rein to do whatever. I'm still your older sister, you little troll! |
NotEnrique | Technically, I'm a few centuries older, so I should be the one babysittin' you, sponge face! |
NotEnrique fought, his hand rubbing Claire's cheek before jumping back to the blender, turning it on. Claire shoved him back, flipping the switch once again. | |
Claire | I've had it with you. |
She scolded before gasping and moving her hand away from whatever it touched. NotEnrique laughed, not taking her seriously. | |
Claire | [gasps] Fudgeknuckle! |
NotEnrique | [laughs] |
Claire | Ever since you replaced my brother, all I do is cover for your awful existence! I'm the one who gets blamed for
everything! My dad wants me to see a shrink for ordering $900 worth of socks online! |
She held up a sock, NotEnrique quickly grabbing it and slurping it like a noodle. | |
NotEnrique | Could've been worse! Used a promo code! Got free shipping! |
Claire | Ugh! You're the worst fake brother ever! |
NotEnrique | Easy, sister. Did you forget? I'm the one puttin' my neck on the line, siding with you guys over Gunmar. And for what? To be a crib rat? |
He circled the Blender, Claire's glare never faltering. | |
NotEnrique | I used to be the life of the party! |
As he spoke, he had hopped onto the top of the blender, pulling off a funky pose to make his point. | |
Claire | Now you're going back to your crib cause my friends are coming over. |
Her hand gripped his fur tightly, the Changeling letting out a grunt and batting at her in hopes to be dropped. | |
NotEnrique | [grunts] I told you. Not me scruff! |
The scene smoothly changed to NotEnrique being tossed in his crib, not so gently as Claire angrily pointed out. | |
Claire | It's naptime. |
With nothing more, Claire stomped out, slamming the door. | |
NotEnrique | And don't ever ask me to do the favour of letting you see your brother again! |
Claire | Fine! |
Her voice echoed through the hallway before she was seen stomping down the stairs, scolding no one in particular. | |
Claire | I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. |
Her eyes landed on the picture of Enrique, surrounded by toys and a soft loveable smile on his lips. With a small gasp, she seemed to be hypnotized by the photo. | |
In the crib, NotEnrique, panted, planting down and pulling out his phone. | |
NotEnrique | [grunting] Nobody picks me up by me scruff. |
Pressing the phone to his ear, he waited for an answer, a female troll speaking on the other line. | |
Bagdwella | Hello? |
The screen split into two, showing it had been Bagdwella that had answered the phone, her face lighting up when NotEnrique replied. | |
NotEnrique | Hey. It's still on. I don't care who knows. Invite them all. |
Bagdwella | Got it. |
NotEnrique | [laughs] |
She gave a thumbs up before the Changeling had hung up, letting out an evil cackle. From the scene of the crib, the scene switched to Jim and Toby standing in front of an all too familiar door. | |
In Trollmarket Toby knocked at RotGut's, grunting as he tried to reach as best as he could. Jim watched his friend before clearing his throat and shielding the side of his mouth so his voice carried, calling out to the sellers. | |
Jim | Excuse me! Mr. Rot and Gut? Do you guys have a ring remover spell or anything? |
The sound of a door was heard, the large orange troll responding | |
Rot | You want a ring... remover? Hmm, let's see. Ring, ring...Oh, here it is! |
Gut | That's ringworm remover, ya glork! |
The other troll yelled, his window opening as well. | |
Toby | What about a magical super magnet? |
Gut | Oh! Definitely got one of those! |
Toby's face lit up at that while Blinky had stepped up behind them. | |
Gut | Doesn't work great. Just grabs snails. |
Jim scratched his head as he thought, clearly at a loss that he hadn't found an easy way to pry the ring off of Strickler. Blinky placed his hand on Jim's shoulder, the two boys turning at the sound of his voice. | |
Blinky | I'm afraid our colleagues here won't be of much use if you do not know what you're looking for. |
Jim's face continued to drop, he had tried but didn't not get any farther. | |
Rot | We got a Footswapper. You can take his feet. |
One suggested, sounding mildly impressed about the item. | |
Blinky | Magical solutions are a delicate matter. You must be precise. Find the exact tool for the job at hand. |
A panicked scream startled the three from their conversation, Rot and Gut distressed. | |
Gut | [screams] What did you do with our feet? |
Rot | Oh! Gut! I'm wiggling your toes.[laughs] |
He laughed, moving from his window to his partners. The trio still kept their eyes on the arguing trolls before Jim spoke up. | |
Jim | So where do we find the right tool? |
Blinky | I know just the place! Are you ready, young wards, to embark with me and on the greatest adventure? |
Blinky asked, Rot and Gut listening as well. | |
Toby | Oh, yeah! Where? Where? |
Toby asked excitedly, Jim smiling at his friend's antics. From the exhilarating scene, it became nothing but a simple library, Jim and Toby's excitement dying. | |
The library was vast, large towers of books laid around the room. Blinky moved throughout the room, ready for their adventure. However, Toby seemed unimpressed. | |
Blinky | The adventure of reading! Hours upon hours of research awaits you. Avante! |
Toby | Well, we sure walked into that one. |
Toby scratched his head, he and Jim walking in opposite directions, the camera panning over the countless amount of books, Toby unsure where to start as Blinky had spoken again. | |
Blinky | My brother spent centuries curating our kind's most exotic collection of scrolls, tones, and texts. If the answer is anywhere, it's here. |
Jim and Toby pulled a book from piles, Blinky scrounging for a certain book himself. | |
Toby | I didn't know you have a brother. |
Toby said, turning to Blinky after plopping himself down on the floor. | |
Blinky | Had a brother. Dictatious Maximus Galadrigal. These books are all that I have left of him. If he were here to see me now.. |
Jim | Blink, I didn't know that— |
Jim started until Blinky moved to the side, his eyes catching familiar horns perched up behind a table covered in books. | |
Blinky | Uh, Aaarrrgghh? |
Aaarrrgghh | Uh-oh. |
Aaarrrgghh's head shot up, the book revealing what he had been looking at before he slammed it shut. A picture of a troll who had also been affected by the poison had been shown. | |
Aaarrrgghh | Uh...Just leaving. Had things I was doing. Uh...gotta go. Just leaving. |
The book slid off the stack, Aaarrrgghh trying to put it back but it fell once more. In a haste, the large troll hurried out the room, cutting Toby off who had said. | |
Toby | Hey, Wingman. What's— |
Aaarrrgghh | Fine. Bye. |
Blinky | Strange. I don't believe I've never seen him in my library. |
Jim | Let alone reading. |
Jim said in the back. | |
Toby | You guys notice Aaarrrgghh's been acting kinda weird lately? |
Toby asked, eyebrows furrowed as he pointed it out to the team. | |
Blinky | Aaarrrgghh is a complex and yet endearing troll, Tobias. Sometimes it's best to just let him be. Let's get reading! |
Blinky had pulled open the book, it was obvious that reading was intoxicating for Blinky. Toby smiled and licked his finger, turning a page and beginning as well. Jim had done the same, using his amulet to translate for him. | |
In Claire's house. The scene changed to Claire who stood in a now clean kitchen, shutting a cupboard door and leaning against the counter, looking at her handiwork. | |
Claire | [sighs] All right, done. Just relax and enjoy your time with the girls. |
She spoke to herself, opening the fridge and pulling out a bowl of guac. | |
Claire | Now, let's guac and roll— |
Music blasted, startling Claire. The upbeat music had cried out. | |
Music male singer | Don't touch me Scuff. |
The source coming from a stereo that NotEnrique sat by, sipping out of a cup. | |
Music male singer | Don't touch me Scuff. |
Claire narrowed her eyes, stomping over, NotEnrique asking her a question not even bothered. | |
NotEnrique | Ey, how do I boost the subwoofers on this thing? |
Claire | Would you turn that off? Baby up and get in your crib! |
She commanded before the doorbell rang, her body quickly moving towards the door. Claire pulled open the door and greeted her friends, only to find an empty porch. | |
Claire | Hey, ladies! Made enough guac' for... |
NotEnrique | Don't worry, I got it! |
NotEnrique called from the back door, pulling it open and trolls flooded the house, high fiving everyone who had stepped in. | |
NotEnrique | Come on in! Mi casa es su casa! Look at you. Aren't you the big one? Haha. Hey! Grog! Haven't seen you in a while. |
Claire | [gasps] |
Claire gasped out, weaving through the growing crowd with worry in her eyes. She had to bounce around the ravishing Gnomes. | |
NotEnrique | Keep it movin'. Keep it movin'. Got plenty of room. |
NotEnrique said in the back before Claire yelled out to him, very upset with the turn of events. | |
Claire | No! No way! You are not having a party! |
NotEnrique laid on his stomach, relaxing on the island in the kitchen which was already filled with mugs. | |
NotEnrique | Haha. By the looks of it, I am. What time your friends coming' over? |
Claire | [gasps] |
He reminded, shocking Claire. She let out a gasp before she was found by the stairs, leaving the thunderous noise. | |
Claire | Hey, girl! 'Sup? |
Claire tried to sound happy through the phone but worry had taken over, her tone cracking. | |
Mary | 'Sup, Claire? |
Mary said, sitting in the driver's seat as Darci hopped in, a pizza box visible in her hands. | |
Mary | Sorry, we're late. Just swung by Tremiti's for a large triple meat'za. |
Darci | Extra carnivore. Your favorite |
Darci said, the music echoing through the phone. | |
Claire | No! No, no, no! |
Claire cried out, meanwhile, a Troll and a Gnome had climbed through the upstairs window, catching her attention. | |
Claire | Don't come! Hey, get away from the window! Get out of here! |
Mary | Claire? Who's over there? |
Mary asked while Darci sniffed the pizza. | |
Claire | Nobody. We'll hang out another time. |
Claire tried to shut herself in the wardrobe, until the shadow of a large troll appeared, causing her to gasp and scream. | |
Claire | [gasps] [screams] |
Mary | Claire? |
Claire beyond the phone | I gotta go. |
Before Mary could get in a response, the line had hung up. | |
Mary | C-bomb just hung up on me. |
Within the Wardrobe, the troll had wedged himself in, Claire struggling to free herself. | |
Claire | Let me out! |
As she tried to push away, his mouth had covered her hand holding the phone which she quickly pulled out from the cage of his teeth. | |
Claire | Don't eat that! |
Schmidt | Phone tasty. |
The troll said. She managed to push herself out, slamming the door shut and shaking the slobber from her device. | |
Claire | Oh. |
Schmidt | Whatever. |
The voice of the troll echoed from within the cabinet. | |
In the library, Jim wasn't having much luck either. | |
Jim | Book 26, nothing. |
He slammed the book closed and put it back on the stack. | |
Jim | This last one was just a list of Toe fungus. Fungi. Fungi! |
Jim tried to say again before he quickly gave up. | |
Jim | Whatever! I don't care! |
Toby | [groans] Ugh, I'm still on book three. Can't exactly read Trollish, so just been kinda looking at the pictures. |
Jim rubbed his face, seemingly tired and annoyed. | |
Jim | This is taking forever. Any luck, Blink? |
He turned to his mentor who had been snoring, sleeping peacefully until now. He yawned, his eyes having a hard time staying open. | |
Blinky | [snores, yawns] Excuse me. My zeal for the library sciences seems to be waning. Since I only have two eyes, reading makes them very tired, very fast/. |
Blinky was nearly half asleep. | |
Toby | Dude, you awake? You look terrible. |
Toby pointed out. | |
Blinky | I can't conceive why. I've met every one of my daily human needs, three meals a day, eight glasses of water, eight minutes of sleep. |
Jim | Oh, Blinky, it's eight hours of sleep. Not... |
He looked to Blinky to find the former troll once again asleep, the book resting on top of him. | |
Toby | And... then there were two. |
Toby said, throwing the book back on the stack and slouching, his eyes wandering up the many shelves of books. | |
Toby | Ugh! I don't know how many more books I can read before my brain melts. |
He pulled a book from the shelf and turned to a random page. | |
Toby | I think this book's about reading books. |
Jim's eyes narrowed at the page, an illustration of a troll, drinking a potion had caught his attention, stepping over, he studied the page and his face lit up. | |
Jim | Wait a sec. I think you found something. |
He set the amulet on the page, watching it glow before the words scrambled, translating it for them to understand. | |
Toby | Whoa... |
Toby gaped. | |
Jim | A draught of Elix-Lore allows thee to consume knowledge at a voracious pace. |
Jim read, Toby, turning to look at his friend. | |
Toby | Won't take Strickler's ring off, but it could help speed things up. I wonder if Rot-Gut has any. |
Jim | [laughs] |
After giving Jim the idea, the Trollhunter let out a laugh, the book closing only for a window to open after a knock on the door, Gut appearing. Jim held up a sock, the window shutting while epic music played in the background. Another window opened, the troll falling for the bribe. | |
Rot | Huh? Mm! |
Back in the library, Jim held a blue and purple bottle, holding it up with a smile. | |
Jim | See? Know what to look for and you can find the exact tool for the job! |
Toby | Oh! Give me some of that yum-yum juice. [gulps] |
Toby pried the bottle from Jim's hands and chugged it. | |
Toby | Ah! [smacks lips] Okay |
Jim | After a swig of this, we'll get through these books in no time. |
Jim went to take a sip but nothing came out, Toby was too busy listing the flavor to notice. | |
Toby | Kinda minty. With notes of...mould. Oh... |
Jim | Toby, it says you're only supposed to drink a drop of it. You drank half a bottle! |
Jim scolded, Toby, letting out some hiccups as he held his stomach. | |
Toby | Hey, Jim. My insides are gurgling real weird. |
Jim | Do you feel...hungry for knowledge? |
Jim asked, hand on his friend's shoulder as he was bent to meet his height. | |
Toby | Actually, I feel like I'm gonna— [heaves] [gasps] |
He sat down with a struggle, the open book near him began to glow a blue hue, the letters pulling off the page and floating beside them, Jim watching it in wonder. The letters bounced off Toby's nose, the said boy groaning. Jim grabbed Toby's nose and chin, forcing his mouth open and watched in fascination as the letters had been automatically consumed by Toby | |
Toby | Mm-mm. Jim, am I wrong? Or did words just fly into my mouth? |
Jim | How do you feel? |
Jim asked, Toby's mouth now glowing blue as well. | |
Toby | I feel as good as Grimbald the Grave must have felt at the Quibble of Quandary after beating a vicious Sloorbeast. [burps] |
He burped, a letter floating back out right as Toby turned to Jim, confused but smiling. Almost as if he was drunk. | |
Toby | Wait. What did I just say. |
Jim grabbed the book, flipping through the pages and smiling. | |
Jim | Holy moly! You just...devoured the entire book! Oh man, Tobes, you're like a—You're like a troll genius! |
Jim pulled another book from the shelf and opened it in front of Toby. | |
Jim | Quick, eat another one! |
Toby | [burps] |
Toby burps one more, another letter escaping until he has devoured the book, chewing it as if he was taste testing pounds and pounds of food. His confidence grew as he spat out facts, smiling. | |
Toby | Mm! Mm. Maddrux the Many triumphed in the battle of Doomscavern, defeating his greatest energy. Hit me again! |
While Toby and Jim struck luck, meanwhile at Claire's house. Claire had been struggling, wedging her way through the thick crowd of Trolls. She managed to get through a small crack between the trolls who refused to move. Her body landed on the floor but she wasted no time to get up. She gripped her arm, glaring at the crowd. | |
In a small clearing, she clenched her fists and tried to yell over the loud dance music. | |
Claire | [grunts] All of you! Get out! |
Outside, her house could be seen with orange and pink lights shining through the windows, the music muffled but back inside, it was hard to hear. | |
Claire | Hello? [grunts] |
Female troll | [laughs] |
Claire said annoyed before a troll had grabbed her hand, spinning her around, grunts escaping her lips. The troll laughed when she landed on her knees. She didn't fully recover when she had to duck as a chittering Gnome flew above her head, piercing the wall behind her. | |
Gnome | [chittering] |
Claire | [growls] |
She stood and growled, finding a troll who had picked up her lamp and slid it in his mouth. | |
Male troll | [mumbles] |
Claire | Spit that's out, now! |
She commanded, the troll listening and setting it back down, NotEnrique, slid backward, hyping himself up before striking a pose. | |
NotEnrique | Whoa, whoa, whoa! [yells] |
Claire groans in disgust as a troll passes in front of her, the foul smell of a drink catching her attention. | |
Claire | [disgusted groan] What is that? |
Male troll | Glug. [burps loudly] |
The trolls simply answered before taking a big gulp and letting out a horrendous burp. | |
Claire | Ew! Ugh! |
Claire walked away, squeezing through another tight space, finding her Changeling brother now on the counter, a Gnome spinning 360 in front of him. | |
NotEnrique | Hello, Gnomes! Hold still here. I gotcha. Here we go. Round and round it goes. Who ya smooch? Nobody knows! |
NotEnrique sang, trolls watching until the Gnome stops, the tip of his hat pointing at a very annoyed Claire. | |
Gnome | [laughs] |
Trolls | [all exclaim] |
NotEnrique | Now, that's gross. |
Claire angrily swats the Gnome off the counter and gets close to NotEnrique, fuming. | |
Claire | Stop this party right now! |
NotEnrique | Why? It's just getting good. |
There was a large knock at the door until it fell off its hinges, again. Aaarrrgghh standing behind the door. Claire lit up at the sight of him. | |
Claire | Aaarrrgghh! Finally someone sane. I'm so glad you're here. |
After getting himself in the house, he fixed the door and turned to Claire, instantly smelling Glug. | |
Aaarrrgghh | Uh, yes. Is that Glug? |
He asked, heading off, Claire frowning once again. | |
Claire | Aaarrrgghh! Seriously? |
As the vast troll walked through the house, a troll had pointed to his arm. | |
Male troll | What's that under your arm? Looks pretty bad. |
Aaarrrgghh | Nothing! |
Aaarrrgghh cried out, slamming the troll to the wall. | |
Aaarrrgghh | Shut up! What you see? |
On the other side, Claire was playing tug-a-war, trying to pry a bowl from a troll's hand. | |
Claire | That's not yours! |
Back to Aaarrrgghh, he quickly relaxed and dropped the troll quickly apologizing before scurrying off. | |
Aaarrrgghh | Sorry. |
Male troll | Geez. Who plarped in his Glug? |
The troll said, looking hurt. Another group of trolls surrounded a Quagawump who had found a bathtub, placing it right inside of the living room. It was clear she was sitting in the tub of Glug as cups were dropped in, scooping as much as they could to drink. | |
Aaarrrgghh | Oh, Glug! |
Aaarrrgghh said, lifting the whole tub, the poor troll inside holding onto the sides as he chugged the green liquid. | |
Claire | I've never seen him like this. |
Claire pointed out, standing beside NotEnrique. The trolls in the background were chanting Aaarrrgghh's name. | |
NotEnrique | Give the big lug a break. Even he needs to blow off some steam. |
Trolls | [all chant] Aaarrrgghh!!! Aaarrrgghh!!! Aaarrrgghh!!! Aaarrrgghh!!! |
CAaarrrgghh downed the contents in the bath, then threw the empty tub backward, crashing into whatever it came in contact with. Aaarrrgghh, let out a loud belch, the crowd cheering. | |
Aaarrrgghh | [belches loudly] |
Trolls | [all cheer] |
Aaarrrgghh | Oh, yeah! Yeah! |
Claire and NotEnrique watched in shock before he let out a nervous laugh. | |
NotEnrique | A lotta steam apparently. |
Claire | This is insane. |
Claire stated before a Gnome had popped up in view. | |
Gnome | Wahoo! Eh? Yahoo! |
The tiny creature said as NotEnrique bounced over to Aaarrrgghh, climbing up on his back and to the horns of Aaarrrgghh, throwing on a pair of shades. | |
Aaarrrgghh | [laughs] Yeah! |
NotEnrique | Who's the Sultan of Swagger? |
Trolls | [all cheer] |
NotEnrique | The Dark Prince of Partypalooza? Let's crank this party up! |
NotEnrique yelled out, the cheering growing louder before it was drowned out by the music which had also turned up. The trolls began to dance wildly and the sight made Claire stomp off with a groan. | |
Claire | [groans] |
On the stairs, Bagdwella had been flirting with one of Gato's guards. | |
Bagdwella | So, what do you do? Oh. The strong, silent type. I see. Say, what does a girl gotta do to get that mask off? |
While she talked to the silent troll, Claire had stomped up the stairs, paying no mind to her. | |
Outside, Mary and Darci had pulled up to the house, the flashing colorful lights were hard to miss. | |
Mary | She's having a party? Why shouldn't she invite us? |
Mary asked, hurt, and confused while Darci bit into a slice of pizza. | |
Darci | Yeah. We're cool! |
Mary | Hmm! |
Mary glared. | |
Claire, on the other hand, was not pleased when she stepped into her room, snow falling from the ceiling. In the corner of the bay window, two Quagawhumps had built a snowman, a close replica to what they looked like. She stepped over, not hesitating to ask what they had done. | |
Claire | Why is it snowing in my room? |
Quagawhump | Is blizzard magic not okay? |
Claire | [screams] |
Claire looked at them, eyebrows furrowed before she let out a frustrated scream, the sound catching NotEnrique but he simply turned back around, still partying. The greenish trolls stepped out, mumbling to each other. | |
Quagawhump 1 | She's weird. |
Quagawhump 2 | Yeah. |
As Claire breathed heavily, fuming, she heard the noise of a car beeping, her eyes landed on Mary and Darci who seemed to be stomping towards the door, unhappy about not being invited. Panic began to set in and Claire had pushed away from the window. | |
Claire | Oh no. Not them! |
Mary growled, eyes narrowed, her hand ready to slam on the door, yet, Claire popped out from behind, making sure the scene behind her wasn't seen. | |
Claire | Hey, ladies. What's going down? |
Mary | Throwing a rager and not telling us, is what's going down! |
Darci | I don't get it, Claire. I thought we were your BFFs. |
Darci pointed out, Mary folding her arms in disapprovement. | |
Claire | This little thing? This isn't a party. |
A troll from inside had yelled. | |
Male troll | Yahoo! Party! |
Ruining Claire's lie in hopes to hide the secret of trolls. Darci caught sight of the shadow in the window, the brute's true skin color, and form was not seen but she suddenly became flustered. | |
Darci | Claire, are those... college kids? |
Mary | Let us in! We can hang with upperclassmen! |
Mary begged, Claire's body shielding the door. | |
Claire | No, I can't. I'm not opening this door. |
Mary released another groan, stepping to the window, only for Claire to block it, her arms stretched wide. | |
Mary | [groans] |
Claire | No! I don't! |
Mary | Come on. Fine! I'll find another way in. |
Mary said, her head held up high, taking off. Claire stopped on the porch, trying to seize Mary's stubborn act. | |
Claire | Wait. Mary. Are you crazy? |
Darci | You should have invited us. |
Darci said, following after Mary. | |
Claire | No, no! Stop! Get off my house. |
Mary | [grunts] |
Mary made it to the roof, struggling, however. Not wasting time, Claire entered the front door, locking it behind her. Still perched above Aaarrrgghh, NotEnrique raised his fists, calling out the words: | |
NotEnrique | Pummelling hour! |
Aaarrrgghh | Yeah! Hi. |
Aaarrrgghh said before his fist collided with a troll, the said beast connected to a contraption that had slingshotted him back for another round. | |
Trolls | [all cheer] [laughs] |
Troll | yes! |
Cheers and laughs echoed through the house and NotEnrique had hopped onto the coat rack, spinning around to Claire who was still angry. | |
Claire | Ugh. |
NotEnrique | Was that the delivery guy with me socks? We're almost outta snacks. |
Claire | Mary and Darci are here. Do you realize how busted we are? Mary's gonna tell everyone! |
Claire hissed, NotEnrique unfazed by the news. | |
NotEnrique | Great! This party's blowing up! |
Claire | No. She's got 30,000 dumb followers online. One pic of this, and we're talking news vans, black helicopters, you on a dissection table. |
NotEnrique stuck out his tongue, a disgusted and mocking noise accompanying it. | |
NotEnrique | Ooh. |
Claire | That's right. Ooh! Just fix this! Shut it down! |
She ran between Aaarrrgghh who was about to send another punch towards the troll. | |
Claire | Aaarrrgghh! Not helping! |
She scolded and ran up the stairs. | |
Aaarrrgghh | I'm sorry. |
As Claire left the view, Aaarrrgghh and the nameless troll shared a fist bump. | |
Aaarrrgghh | Yeah! |
The sound of something shattering startled NotEnrique, his eyes wide before they dropped to the broken object, a picture of Claire and her brother slowly killing him with guilt. | |
Back in the library, Jim hovered over a snoring Blinky, the Mentor not moving but continuing to snore. In the background, Toby was surrounded by numerous letters, consuming them all. | |
Jim | Blinky, wake up. Wake up! |
Jim's attention flew to his phone that began to ring. | |
Jim's phone ring | I am Gun Robot. I am Gun Robot. Pick up your phone. Pick up. |
Quickly answering it, he looked back to Toby. | |
Jim | Claire! I'm so glad you called. You gotta come to Trollmarket. Toby is— |
As he spoke, he had tried keeping Blinky upright. | |
Claire | No time, Jim. You need to come here. NotEnrique's out of control! |
Jim | Out of control? |
Jim asked, still trying to keep the leaning Blinky from going any further. | |
Jim | Toby is gorging on magic grill words and turning into some kind of knowledge god! |
Claire beyond the phone | What? |
Toby | More! More knowledge! |
Toby's voice rang out, Claire's voice also yelling through the phone. | |
Jim | Toby, stop! |
Jim cried out as Toby shoved more and more into his mouth. | |
Toby | More! More knowledge! |
Claire | Jim! NotEnrique, my house! I've tried everything! |
Claire's voice echoed, Toby still continuing with his act as well. | |
Toby | More knowledge! |
Jim | Claire, look, I know you can figure it out. I'm so sorry but-I gotta go! |
He hung up the phone, Blinky falling into the mass of books, being buried beneath the hardcovers. The Trollhunter ran to Toby hoping to talk him out of it. | |
Jim | Okay. Maybe we should take a break, Tobes. You gotta be full by now, right? |
Toby | No James. I am becoming a living archive. A codec of all troll history and arcana! I am like Voltar with Voracious, who was born with two minds! For all good that did him. Stepped on by Thrall. [laughs] |
Toby let out a laugh, Jim surveying the damage before he was grabbed by his shoulders and pulled close t o the chubby boy. | |
Toby | Don't you see, James? I already have the solution to our problem! To do something impossible, you must change what is possible. The oldest known troll was 5352 years old named Chokeenamaga. |
Jim | Okay. So, Tobes, how do we get the ring off Strickler? |
Toby | The Kairosect will grant us all we need to get the Inferna Copula. Queethokpharlock. |
Toby muttered Jim, patting his cheek to keep Toby's mind on the answers they needed. | |
Jim | Hey, hey, focus. How do we get the Kairo thing? |
Toby | You must return to Gatto's keep. |
Jim | Gatto? Oh, great! Aren't you already on his crap list? |
Jim complained, yet, Toby didn't listen, words unrecognizable began to pour from his lips, the words to every book being pulled away and towards Toby. | |
Toby | Bula-nok-chura-azu-zoth. Bula! Bula! Bula-chura! Bula-chura! Bula-chura! |
Jim | Oh, no! |
Toby laughed, the words swarming into a vortex above their heads. | |
Toby | Bula-chura! Bula-chura! Bula-chura! Bula-chura! [laughs] |
Jim watched as a path was created, the words ready to be swallowed by Toby. Jumping in the way, the letters ricocheted off of Jim. | |
Jim | All, right, Tobes. We got what we're looking for, so let's chill, okay? We'll get some fresh air. Splash of water. |
Toby | There are more important endeavors! |
Toby's voice became distorted. | |
Toby | [voice distorted] I must know all! |
Jim | Oh boy. |
Jim groaned out. The screen went black, camera shutter was heard clicking as Claire passed a room in the hallway. Opening the door, Claire had found the source, Darci perched on Claire's bed, taking selfies. | |
Darci | Oh, hey, Claire. What's your Wi-fi? And why is the floor all wet? Ew! |
With a sigh, Claire's gazed dropped, until she had realized what was missing from the room. | |
Claire | [sighs] Wait. Where...is...Mary? |
The said girl was sitting in a dark room, talking to a troll who was luckily not noticed as a mythical creature. | |
Mary | Yeah, this party is pretty crispy. So... where are you from? |
She tucked her hair behind her ear, the troll answering simply with: | |
Male Volcanic Troll | Underground. |
Mary | Love the underground scene. |
She giggled, stepping closer to the believed to be a college boy. | |
Mary | So...are you like a...art major? |
Male Volcanic Troll | What is art? |
Mary | Wow. That is so deep. We should do something sometime. |
She was about to press her hand against the troll before Claire's hand reached for Mary's pulling it away. | |
Mary | Ugh. What are you doing? |
Claire | Mary. Come with me. Now. |
Claire said with clenched teeth, dragging Mary out. | |
Mary | No! Call me. |
She whispered, before groaning. | |
Mary | Ugh! Come on! |
The troll within the room had lit up, the carving revealing a creepy shadowy face. | |
Male Volcanic Troll | [grunts] |
Back to the problem in the library, the scene was close to Toby's mouth, showing full details of his braces but more importantly, the blue hue. Toby mumbled more enchantments, Jim backing away from his friend. | |
Toby | Morgus-mork-mork-morgus-morgus. Ban-nok-dum-wemmamorgus, bannok-dum-wemma. |
Jim | [shouts] |
Toby | The great Warg age enters the seventh blood moon. The Draknagoth will arise! [loud gurgling] |
Suddenly, Toby's stomach began to gurgle, the boy holding it as he heaved. He let out a burp, a letter escaping from his mouth but he quickly grabs it and puts it back. | |
Toby | [heaves, burps] Nope. |
He resumed his dark voice. | |
Toby | The parallels of the universe! All its answers have become so clear! The secret to life is— [gurgles] Nope. Nope. Nope. |
Toby held his stomach before once again continuing. | |
Toby | The secret of life is— |
Toby had finally vomited out letters, it splattering over Jim who had shielded his face from the impact. Toby sat up, trying to continue each time but throwing up more and more. | |
Toby | The meaning is...Nope. The secret of life is...is...I think I'm—Nope. I think I'm— |
Jim | Ugh. All right, Tobes. |
Jim cringed, holding out his hand to his friend but pulling it back and cringing once more. Toby continues to vomit. | |
Toby | [vomits] The meaning is... |
Blue letters expelled from his mouth, his body flying back and crashing into a wall. Blinky's head had appeared from the pile, an open book upon his head but the troll had realized what was used right away. | |
Blinky | [groans, sniffs] Ah! Elix-Lore! |
Jim ignored him, hopping over to Toby and looking at him. | |
Jim | Tobes! Tobes! |
Toby | [burps] |
The boy replied with a burp, a letter floating away right as Blinky stepped forward. | |
Blinky | What is two plus two? |
Blinky asked, Toby's face getting chubbier as he counted on his fingers, his reply not even a number. | |
Toby | Awesome sauce |
Jim | Phew. Back to normal. |
Blinky | But my library, on the other hand... |
Blinky inspected the damage. | |
Toby | Sorry. |
Toby mumbled out, trying to catch a letter just like a cat. | |
Toby | I'll...clean it up. |
Blinky | No no, it's all recoverable. Rot-Guy's probably has a little something to put it right. |
Toby | No! |
Toby cried right before the scene changed, Mary being pushed on the bed. | |
Mary | What are you doing? The boy of my dreams was in— |
As Mary stomped her foot down, it made a slush like sound, changing her focus. | |
Mary | Why is the floor all wet? |
As Mary stomped her foot down, it made a slush like sound, changing her focus. | |
Claire | It was just shampooed. |
Claire lied. | |
Claire | You need to leave...like, yesterday. |
Darci | Claire, what happened to us? We used to be inseparable. And now, we barely see you. You're hanging with your boyfriend, Jimmy Jam. |
Darci said, pointing an accusing finger. | |
Claire | He's not my boyfriend. |
Mary | But are we even your girlfriends anymore? |
Mary asked, Darci, coming to a stand while Claire's shoulders dropped. | |
Claire | Yes. But, this other life, you just can't. |
Mary | Wait! I know what's going on. |
Mary quickly said, her hands on her hips. | |
Claire | You do? |
Mary | You have a college boo! |
Darci's hands instantly flew to her cheeks, speaking up. | |
Darci | And you're keeping it secret to spare Jim's feelings. |
Claire | Um... |
Claire was speechless, clearly that was not the case, however, she couldn't think of another lie that would fit. Her eyes seemed to not want to play a part in that lie at all. | |
Darci | Oh! Hugs. Come here. Bring it in! |
Darci said, the two hugging Claire tightly. | |
Mary | Sorry about the drama. But I gotta see this piece on the side![giggles] |
Mary giggled, running to the door with Darci. | |
Claire | Mary! No, no! Stop! |
Sirens from outside echoed, reaching everyone's ears. | |
Man | Attention! This is the police! |
The trolls froze downstairs, their jaws dropped. | |
Man | We know you're having an awesome party in there! Disperse immediately! |
From still, the scene changed to the trolls panicking, shouting as they all took a different exit. | |
Trolls | [all shoutingg] |
Claire | Quick! Out the window! |
Claire commanded her friends. | |
Claire | They won't see you! |
Mary | But what about you? Your parents will kill you when they find out! |
Marry asked frantically. | |
Claire | I'll take the fall, it was my party. But go. Save yourselves. |
Right before Mary climbed out, she turned to Claire. | |
Mary | Oh! Tell that artist boy to call me! |
Darci | Claire, you're the best. Talk tomorrow. |
Darci said, joining Mary outside and the two fled. Claire headed downstairs, seeming incredibly nervous as she also eyed the damage. | |
The cop | Open up! |
The cop called out, Claire following their orders and opening the door, only to find blinking blue and red party lights, NotEnrique leaning against a speaker, microphone in his hand. | |
NotEnrique | You are under arrest for falling for that. [laughs] |
Claire smiled, picking him up and trapping him in a hug. | |
Claire | You little brat! I could kiss you. |
She playfully kissed his cheek as he struggled. | |
NotEnrique | Gross! Come on! I'm your brother. |
Claire | Fake brother. |
Claire corrected but did not seem angry. | |
NotEnrique | Deserved that. |
He scratched his neck. | |
NotEnrique | Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have had a party," [sighs] Any time you wanna see your brother, you know, just ask. |
Claire gently pet him, the Changeling loving it. | |
Claire | And I'm sorry for always grabbing you by your scruff. Maybe I can take you to Trollmarket once in a while. |
NotEnrique yawned, stretching out before heading inside, Claire stopping him in his tracks, grabbing him once again by the scruff. | |
NotEnrique | [yawns] Now that we've made up, I should be hittin' the sack. Don't want to stop you from cleaning up here. |
Claire | I'm cleaning up? |
NotEnrique | Really, the scruff again? |
Claire | You better... |
Claire scolded bringing him inside and shutting the door. | |
NotEnrique | All right, all right, all right. Truce. Truce! |
She set him down, the two looking at the trashed house. | |
NotEnrique | You go to sleep. I'll clean the mess. |
NotEnrique hopped from the table to the bookshelf, placing the books neatly back with the others. | |
NotEnrique | From what I heard, siblings fight all the time. Right, sis? I guess that practically makes us family. |
Claire smiled at him. | |
Claire | I guess it does. |
The Changeling smiled back, jumping from view. As Claire headed upstairs, her foot stepped on some glass, crunching beneath her feet. She gasped, peering down to find the same picture. She pulled it off the ground, wearing a happy smile before placing it in i ts rightful place before stepping off. The episode ends with the picture in view. | |
Credits roll. |