"What's life without a little adventure?"
"I just need to know that there's something more to life than high school."
"For the glory of Merlin, Daylight is mine to command!"
"I show you a glowing sword and a suit of armor that can only be magic, and that's how you respond?"
"I've been incanting the crap out of it, and it's still not working!"
"Uhhh... nope!"
"'To be or not to be.' Right?"
"For the glory of Merlin, WHERE ARE YOU??!!"
"Well... that happened."
"If I ever see you near her again..."
"For the doom of Gunmar, Eclipse is mine to command!"
"I'm sorry, but I have to finish the fight... alone."
"I really pictured that going more smoothly."
"You like rocks? Rock this!"
"If I'm going to kill Gunmar, I need to fight like Gunmar!"
"Sorry, I... lost myself."
"I thought you said I had a choice!"
"I-I'm fine... AH! What's wrong with my hand?!"
"I'm hideous!"
"I didn't feel a thing!"
"Uh... not all of it."
"Don't you get it?! I'm not Jim anymore! Go away!"
"I'm scared."
"For Draal!"
"Can't say I'm a fan."
"Geez, lady! What did I ever do to you?!"
"Hey... the last line... that was mine."
"We sure found that adventure. Right, Tobes?"


"Just once, I'd like a troll to visit Arcadia for another reason than destroying the world!"
"Don't kill me!"
"What the–?! You're an...alien?!"
"Where'd Aja go?"
"You can't just rush off into battle like that."
"You said you're training to be a warrior, but it takes patience."
"Yeah, okay."
"How's it going?"


"What happened? What are we doing in a rent faire?"
"Wait, you're not going to fight?! But you have to! There's a war coming and you're in it!"
"But it's history, it has to happen! That's what makes it history!"
"You can't keep your heads in the sand forever. Sooner or later, you'll have to pick a side."

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